heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

mindfulwrath:

sekretsu:

zombiefauns:

i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)

"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."

brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation

i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this

i’ll never forget the glitches that elizabeth has had in my bioshock infinite playthroughs. like, when she walked past those train things in finkton that we couldn’t even access yet. and the time she walked through the door before the level had loaded in burial at sea. and when she rubbed cotton candy into her hair. elizabeth is such an amazing character

i-effed-it-all-up:

when i see “ffs” i dont hear “for fuck’s sake,” i hear someone angrily hissing

memelordmikey:

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

HUNGRY FRIENDS

HUNGRY FRIENDS

sir-hathaway:

The Moon and the Sun could eclipse a thousand times over and there still wouldn’t be enough shade to encompass how deep this went.

sir-hathaway:

The Moon and the Sun could eclipse a thousand times over and there still wouldn’t be enough shade to encompass how deep this went.

i cant wait for mockingjay to come out so i can cry about johanna mason all over again